Graduation Humor Aficionado Mugs

A credit to his species...

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

A teacher in mortar board and gown