Grade Lover Gifts

"I give my presidency a passing grade."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Game Addiction

Truth In Education

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Nutty Assistants

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

Student goes through home room sees his home.

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'