Grade Lover Mugs

"I give my presidency a passing grade."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Nutty Assistants

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"