Grade Enthusiasts Mugs

'You got straight A's? -- I thought that A's were little triangley things.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Filling the Missile Gap

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'The penguin is upset...'

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Closed Thursdays.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Truth In Education

I can be upgraded, can you?

Art is a cruel mistress.

Editor

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Ezra Pound

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."