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"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I started a collection!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Truth In Education

'Well, we made it.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound