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"I can't help feeling that you are deliberately failing your exams in order to sabotage my teacher's evaluation."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Filling the Missile Gap

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Real Russian history

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"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"I totally meant to do that."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Truth In Education

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Editor

Ezra Pound

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Art is a cruel mistress.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Bertrand Russell