Performance Evaluation Enthusiast T-Shirts

At a guess I'd say that the feedback was probably pretty good!

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Just be yourself."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Theatre Crowd

"I, TikTok."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Targets.

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

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