Performance Review Enthusiast T-Shirts

Kick their wardrobe into professional gear with a witty t-shirt perfect for anyone who finds humor in the challenges of reviews and progress assessments.

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'It's time for your annual carrot re-evaluation.'

'It's time for your annual carrot re-evaluation.' mockup

'It's time for your annual carrot re-evaluation.'

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"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...." mockup

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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"Just be yourself."

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"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company." mockup

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.' mockup

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands. mockup

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

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'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.' mockup

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

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"We need to change, but WHEN?"

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"Bravo!"

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I'm not making enough money to like you.

I'm not making enough money to like you. mockup

I'm not making enough money to like you.

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Theatre Crowd

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Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots. mockup

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

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"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!" mockup

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

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"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise." mockup

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

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Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Sales chart plummets into employees head. mockup

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

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'Last year we increased sales by 100%.' mockup

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

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"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you." mockup

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

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Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?" mockup

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

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'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.' mockup

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

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Business Target

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Targets.

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"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety." mockup

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

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"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight." mockup

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

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"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate." mockup

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

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'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.' mockup

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

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"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook." mockup

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

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"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood." mockup

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

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"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback." mockup

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

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Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick." mockup

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

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"Make yourself comfortable so that we can discuss your raise."

"Make yourself comfortable so that we can discuss your raise." mockup

"Make yourself comfortable so that we can discuss your raise."

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'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.' mockup

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

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'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.' mockup

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

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"You shouldn't do it because I'm telling you to do it. You should do it because I'm telling you I'll fire you if you don't do it."

"You shouldn't do it because I'm telling you to do it. You should do it because I'm telling you I'll fire you if you don't do it." mockup

"You shouldn't do it because I'm telling you to do it. You should do it because I'm telling you I'll fire you if you don't do it."

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'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.' mockup

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

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Performance Review Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection

Performance Review Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for performance review enthusiasts—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for starting the day with a smile.

Performance Review Enthusiast Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillow to add personality and humor to any workspace or living area of a performance review enthusiast.

Performance Review Enthusiast Prints

Discover inspiring and humorous prints that capture the spirit of professional growth and review enthusiasm—ideal for decorating your office or giving as a motivational gift.