Performance Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Filling the Missile Gap

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

The Real Russian history

Tenors

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Performance reviews in Hell.

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Trapeze Artists

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

Performance Management: "Jump!"

"On reflection I think I would've been happier with just 240 degree feedback."

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Ezra Pound

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Crossing the thin line into show business