Performance Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Filling the Missile Gap

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tenors

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Trapeze Artists

Performance Management: "Jump!"

"On reflection I think I would've been happier with just 240 degree feedback."

Bismark Ballet School

Crossing the thin line into show business

Ezra Pound

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"