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'You've got 2 left feet'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Filling the Missile Gap

Fishing Boat Derby

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Eight puns

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Ezra Pound

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Builders fighting over projects.