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'You've got 2 left feet'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Filling the Missile Gap

Fishing Boat Derby

Master's Degrees of the Universe

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Eight puns

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Editor

Builders fighting over projects.

Ezra Pound