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Man holding classic theater masks

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Red Leter Days - The Porte St. Martin Theatre

'High school for actors - John Smith - Acting principal'

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Tenors

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Theatre Crowd

"It's a play on words."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

I Pagliacci

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The Costumer Is Always Right

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Those who can can, dance."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Can Can

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'