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Man holding classic theater masks

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Red Leter Days - The Porte St. Martin Theatre

'High school for actors - John Smith - Acting principal'

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Tenors

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"It's a play on words."

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

I Pagliacci

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

The Costumer Is Always Right

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Can Can

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Those who can can, dance."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'