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'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Children's Party

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Mark Knopfler.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

1,572 Performances.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

I Pagliacci

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'I'm a star!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

The Costumer Is Always Right

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Tenors

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Cake Walk.

Bravo!

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"