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He's the most amazing ventriloquist ever? What makes you say that?

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

'It's nice to meet someone of your calibre!'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Mark Knopfler.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

I Pagliacci

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

1,572 Performances.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Costumer Is Always Right

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Tenors

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Can Can

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Those who can can, dance."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

"Music has doubled my income..."