Values Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

X-RAY

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Man and woman with laundry

"E"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'