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"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

'Do you have to return everything I buy you, Helen?'

Welcome to the Team

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

'Reinventing myself.'

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

Step into my office. We need to talk. About what? Does it matter? We need to talk is never good. We need to talk is a harmless phrase that isn't necessarily ominous. Well … ok, coming in. Collar grabbing is also a much-maligned gesture, don't you think? D'oh!

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

'I can't hear you. Fred, did you get the raise?'

'Let me get this straight: The job comes with a full health care package? Including a dental plan? Impressive! What kind of salary are we talking?'

Money is the Incentive.

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'

'Do me a favour,stop repeating 'It's a long road that has no turning!'