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"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

'Do you have to return everything I buy you, Helen?'

Welcome to the Team

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

'Reinventing myself.'

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I can't hear you. Fred, did you get the raise?'

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

'Let me get this straight: The job comes with a full health care package? Including a dental plan? Impressive! What kind of salary are we talking?'

Money is the Incentive.

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'

'Do me a favour,stop repeating 'It's a long road that has no turning!'

"Are you serious, Georgina - the pitter-patter of tiny feet?"