Comeback Enthusiast T-Shirts

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

"He killed in rehab."

'I'm considering a comeback...'

'Reinventing myself.'

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Social Media

One Size Fits All.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'