Recovery Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Diner.

Dog Dreams

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Edison invents the personal stereo

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Litter Pick

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

1950's.