Recovery Enthusiast Gifts

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Diner.

Dog Dreams

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Litter Pick

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

1950's.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"