Recovery Supporter Gifts

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'Alcoholics Anonymous 'GIN' in tray and 'STOUT' out tray

'I'm pleased to announce that Gary has successfully completed the first step of the program!' 'I think that calls for a little drink!'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

International Women's Day

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"First day out of bed?"

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I remember when you were this high!'

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"We’re ready when you are!"

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

U.S. Bread Basket.

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Women History Month

Pilgrim's Progress

'Yes, this is step nine of your twelve-step program.'