Injury Recovery Supporter Gifts

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

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'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'I tried it at home...'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Sporting maladies.

'That was quick!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'You've got a broken finger.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"First day out of bed?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."