Injury Recovery Supporter Gifts

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

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Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Sporting maladies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'That was quick!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'You've got a broken finger.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"First day out of bed?"

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'Very funny!'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."