Injury Recovery Expert Gifts

"You also acquired some nasty insect bites...try not to scratch them."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

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'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."