Injury Recovery Expert Gifts

"You also acquired some nasty insect bites...try not to scratch them."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Gary turns 40.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

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"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'I tried it at home...'

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"