Injury Recovery Gifts

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I bought you a book to read. It explains the correct way to fix a roof!'

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

"Are you sure the doctor said it takes 14 weeks for your leg to heal?"

'Same time next week then?'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'I tried it at home...'

"That's my wife in the next bed. She broke two ribs laughing, when I fell down the stairs."

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

Man in full body cast with inquiry form.

'The good news is that he won't be able to sit down for a week!'

Dog drives car back from hospital.

"We'll have you back on your crutch in no time, Captain."

Get well soon!

'They all send their love except Mother who says break the other arm.'

"Hi, I'm your physiotherapist. We'll have you back on the dance floor in no time...providing that someone creates a dance where you only have to move your eyelids."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

'These things take time, Mr. Bagley.'

"He was devastated when I broke my arm - what with the dishwasher packing up too."

'I really appreciate the visit Sarah, but you're sitting on my broken leg!'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'My husband hadn't kicked up his heels in 20 years, but he couldn't leave well enought alone.'

Man in a body cast is taunted by a football.

Military Hospital.

'Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken...'

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.