Recovering From An Injury Gifts

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'Bad news from your ski instructor. You've been demoted to the beginners' class.'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'You should be able to live a perfectly normal life as long as you don't try to sit up.'

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Rest, ice, compression, elevation and stop letting people pull your chain."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

'How funny, you've got a pimple on your nose.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Time Out For Teddy

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

"So how did your 'anger management' class go?"

"Hurt People hurt people."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Gary turns 40.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

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