Recuperating From An Injury Gifts

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Very funny!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

En garde!

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

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'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."