Recovery From Injury Gifts

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you only makes you older."

Patient's meal.

Mike's nagging injury was almost too much to bear.

'You haven't touched your lunch.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'Well I'M willing to put this unfortunate incident behind us.'

'The good news is the cat came down from the tree just after the ambulance left...'

'Anyway, I'll let you get on...'

'You have lucky blue eyes-fancy buying a raffle ticket?'

'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'So, what did you think of your first ever bungee jump?'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...

"....I may never slither again."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"You're not making this easier for any of us."

Out of plaster!

H. Dumpty survived the fall, but had to wear adult diapers the rest of his life.

All those get well soon cards? They're from my insurance company.

"For every time there is a season, and the spring in my step turned into fall."