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'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you only makes you older."

Patient's meal.

Mike's nagging injury was almost too much to bear.

'You haven't touched your lunch.'

'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'

'You have lucky blue eyes-fancy buying a raffle ticket?'

'Anyway, I'll let you get on...'

'The good news is the cat came down from the tree just after the ambulance left...'

'Well I'M willing to put this unfortunate incident behind us.'

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'So, what did you think of your first ever bungee jump?'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

H. Dumpty survived the fall, but had to wear adult diapers the rest of his life.

"You're not making this easier for any of us."

Out of plaster!

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

All those get well soon cards? They're from my insurance company.

"For every time there is a season, and the spring in my step turned into fall."

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"....I may never slither again."

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