Recovery From Illness/injury T-Shirts

'You're looking well.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Social distancing

Be Healthy

Cardiac Recovery.

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

I should probably get out more.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime