Recovery From Illness/injury T-Shirts

'You're looking well.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Let's consider an early dive."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'Very funny!'

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."