Healing After An Injury T-Shirts

'You'll turn into a butterfly.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Very funny!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

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'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'