Healing From An Injury T-Shirts

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"I got it in the sales."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Time Out For Teddy

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

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"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'