Recovering From Sports Injury Gifts

The rotator cuff fairy.

'I just feel like a sore loser.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Being Serenading in Casualty

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

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"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"I got it in the sales."

'This is your lucky day!'

'I tried it at home...'