Sport Injury Recovery Gifts

'Your knee is totally messed up. But don't worry. We'll erase it, draw a new one...'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Being Serenading in Casualty

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

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Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"I got it in the sales."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'