Recovering From Sports Injury Prints

The rotator cuff fairy.

'I just feel like a sore loser.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Very funny!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Being Serenading in Casualty

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

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"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

"I got it in the sales."

'This is your lucky day!'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.