Sports Injury Survivor Prints

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

'Sylvia? It's Allen. Listen, I accidentally left the shop with a knee ligament kit...Yeah, yeah, I know. I am an idiot. Anyway, could you send someone out pronto with the kit for rotator cuffs?'

The rotator cuff fairy.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'I sprained it playing cricket.'

"Tennis elbow? Aren't we fancy?"

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"Is it your testimony that until the injury it had all been just fun and games?"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'No, don't tell me, golf injury.'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

Time Out For Teddy

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'