Injury Survivor Prints

'You should be able to live a perfectly normal life as long as you don't try to sit up.'

'You've got a broken finger.'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

'... And the Outstanding Injury of the Year Award goes to - Dewey Taylor!...'

Broken Leg

"I received 9 months leave for an injury at work, then 6 months to recover from junk food poisoning while watching TV at home."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Football has been good for me."

Sporting maladies.

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

Gary turns 40.

First Shot Discus Thrower

Impenetrable plaster cast.

Until our next visit, keep your chin up!

'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"