Knee Injury Survivor Prints

"I have bad knees."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Very funny!'

Time Out For Teddy

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Sporting maladies.

'You've got a broken finger.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'