Knee Injury Survivor Mugs

"I have bad knees."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Very funny!'

Time Out For Teddy

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Sporting maladies.

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'You've got a broken finger.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'