Knee Injury Whisperer Mugs

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Gary turns 40.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Granny Wear

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

Stitch one, pearl one...

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

Live Laugh Knit

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"I have bad knees."

Haircuts

I love Pottery.

Psychiatrist knitting

Web Stockings

Knitting sheep.

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

I knitted him for you..

Old elephants.