Injury Recoverer Gifts

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Barbeque Casualty.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Very funny!'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Time Out For Teddy

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."