Injury Survivors Gifts

Man with Crutches that are too big.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Time Out For Teddy

Being Serenading in Casualty

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

Big slipper.