Injury Survivors Pillows

Man with Crutches that are too big.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Gary turns 40.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'Very funny!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Time Out For Teddy

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'