Injury Recoverer Mugs

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Barbeque Casualty.

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Very funny!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Time Out For Teddy

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Man with broken leg in cast.