Rehabilitation Supporters Gifts

"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Couple

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Coronavirus and Atlas

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I am fully functional again!"

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Retrospection.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Troop Therapy

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'