Rehabilitation Supporters Gifts

"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Couple

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Retrospection.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"