Rehabilitation Advocacy Gifts

Welcome Back Recidivists!

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Snow Blind

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

Vitruvian Man

Prosthetic snake.

Retrospection.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Well, I think you're wonderful."