Recovery Advocate Gifts

"Oh my god - it's Captain Rehab!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Drinking Games for Recovering Alcoholics

Alcoholics Anonymous.

Twelve step program.

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

"How much d'you wanna bet we can't cure you?"

'Alcoholics Anonymous wouldn't take him -- he's too well-known.'

Anonymous Alcoholics Meetings: All day - all night.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Self help acupuncture

"Our war is against cancer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Green Trash

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"She was a rescue."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.