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"Oh my god - it's Captain Rehab!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Alcoholics Anonymous.

Twelve step program.

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

"How much d'you wanna bet we can't cure you?"

'Alcoholics Anonymous wouldn't take him -- he's too well-known.'

Anonymous Alcoholics Meetings: All day - all night.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Self help acupuncture

"Our war is against cancer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Green Trash

"She was a rescue."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"