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"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"With therapy, I've found I don't need it."

'So tell me, Doctor, how long have you been suffering from these hallucinations?'

'I feel much better just knowing you're there for me.'

"Now, now - just because no one has ever stolen your identity doesn't mean there is something wrong with it."

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Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

Weight of the World on Your Shoulders.

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"How long are you going to keep blaming yourself for that?"

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'Enroll all the peasants in anger management classes!'

'Just because I haven't evolved doesn't mean I don't have feelings.'

'Mr. Swanson, out session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?. . .'

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

'Anger management training is required since the pay is so lousy.'

Stress Clinic - Special Today: Bridge-Crossing Phobias.

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

The Grim Reaper gets therapy.

"A Relate Counsellor is dropping by at 3.00 pm to help sort out our marriage problems. It would be nice if you were here."

"Laid off, my wife left me and my dog died. But at least I've still got you, doc."

"I felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then I was born."

"Just for once can't they call me Vlad the Stylish? Or Vlad the Generous Host."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

"Remember last month when you took my side? Can we do that again?"

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm always the first to admit when I'm non-right."

Maybe you're not the lesser of two evils. Maybe you just haven't found the evil that best suits your talents.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!