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Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Here we are."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Express Therapy

'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Support groups for car repairs.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"He's a mental-health critic."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."