Rescue Advocate Gifts

"She was a rescue."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"You the couple interested in the German Shepherd?"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Rescue Dogs

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Goldie, I'm sinking! It's not time to play.

"He's a rescue."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Dog Dreams

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man using to much bug spray

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.