Winning Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

First Prize!

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Cars at the drive in.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Champion.

Bahrain F1

'Reinventing myself.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

The Chrysler Buildinger