Winning Enthusiast Pillows

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

First Prize!

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Geoffrey Rush

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Bradley Wiggins

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Cars at the drive in.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

Champion.

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Reinventing myself.'

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived